>>430
The troll has a point though, although it wouldn't do much it may be mildly amusing, and if there are any genius hackers on 4chan, you may very well fuck up there non-IRL life. So not much to lose...

kill them

>>433
oh god no

>>399

Thanks :P

>>398

Yes. I'm not always an anger banger.

Maybe if you had a chin

beet mor wiminz

fuck you

Make her camwhore for you.

ALSO

post pics

>>368

seconded

The shitty thing about jealousy is its going to affect you. Its one of the most retarded emotions out there OP, so yeah, I'm agreeing with you, but you're gonna hurt a bit no matter what. Best you can do is 'man up' and bite a bullet and try not to let it show.

Just tell her that she's over-reacting hard because all an irish coffee is is whiskey, coffee, and some irish cream. It's not like a cocktail of pills that Heath Ledger took to accidentally kill himself. What I find most funny about this story is that you said you took some xanax afterwards, lol. Did she know you did that? That sounds even more retarded than freaking out about irish coffee.

Don't dump your girlfriend, get a blowjob, take pics, and post them here.

Grab her by the shoulders, Look into her eyes and whisper into her ear.. "Baby.."


Then yell "WHY SO SERIOUS?"

And stab her repeatedly with your penis

>>386
this, but grab her hair while fucking her from behind, time it with a stop watch, see how long you can ride.

Pics/vid or it didn't happen

Try looking in old remotes, phones, etc. A surefire thing is an old PS2 controller; I've taken one apart and they are full of those things in pic.

that's actually a good idea, thanks

Know what would have been a good idea?

Not cutting it off with that knife in the first place.

>>377
wow,1st time i see you saying something that make sense

but,you know this is the Internet,and its not live chat here,so you don't need to swear every second to sound bad ass.

you're intelligent,i can see that in each of your posts,you're also crazy ,but this world need a little bit of everything.you'll look way more serious a believable is you talk(or type whatever) like a reasonable person.

fucking shitty troll raging nigger

this thread, within the 2 posts above me, has turned into senseless trolling.

You a lesbian? If so do eet faggot.

If you are doing it right, it should look somethign like this.

If it was done via Facebook, doesn't she have a photograph of herself somewhere? You should ask your friend to describe her, in the very least. Pick up her and be cordial (don't automatically assume it's a date) and just see how things turn out. Who knows, you two could have a lot of fun together.

>>383
I've seen photos of her, and she's pretty hot. I'm just wondering if it would be weird asking her out the first time we meet IRL

The best advice I can give you is to quit being a retard and spell should and would correctly. Also itch has a t in it.

AND YES, tell the doctor your nuts are bothering you idiot. They cant tell you no if you have insurance. And if you think someone will find out, go to a free clinic and give a fake name.

HURR DURR

>>360
he said unrated faggot,not unrelated.
but its still fucking obvious

wash with unscented bar soap, it works wonders, i used to have really sweaty balls and it has lightened up alot since i atarted using bar soap.

>>236

these things happen. pobodys nerfect.

F-f-f-f-f-fucking h-h-huge sp-p-p-ider.

Holy shit.
Anyway, OP, why don't you try to remember more about that night? It might help with closure.

was it with that ugly bitch that gave you herpes?