These are the options I can see...

1) kill him
2) do something drastic to win her back. Ride to her house on a pony made of chocolate while playing her favorite song on a lute. Or something of that magnitude.

1 was a joke, btw.

But srsly, think about what made her fall for you in the first place, and capitalize on that. If you were outgoing and unpredictable, something huge and out-of-nowhere would be ideal. If you were a romantic, then surprise her with huge deliveries of flowers and chocolates.

Something like that, I guess. You have to show her that you really care.

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also, i find that people seem a hell of a lot better if i don't know them, so maybe that's why she seems so perfect

if all else fails, fuck that bitch, meet a new one, and ex-communicate the douche that's using you to get to her

my two cents...

So what you do is, you punch your friend in the gut, and while hes stunned, kick him in the nuts. Hard. when he drops to his knees boot him in the face and laugh. When hes like WTF!? just say "Nothin personal, but your just the speed bump to me getting MY girl back." make sure you have a wild look in your eyes.

if nothing else, let your bro fuck her, dump her, and when she crawls back point out that the only difference between her and your perfect girl is that your perfect girl doesnt run off and fuck your friends.

Either way, it sounds like you need new people to hang out with.

OP, your a faggot for being in love with her. Reality check: this bitch isn't the love of your life.