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No. 366
>If all else fails, Goatse, pain and fifty Jesus posts never go amiss alongside with ALLAH AKBAR!!!
[This shows that they have no other responses, and have nothing else to provide other than a last ditch effort. You will by default.]
>"If god doesn't exist, THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?"
[The Flying Spaghetti Monster.]
>Insist that Science is dogmatic.
[No, no it isn't. However, if it were dogmatic, that would make it resemble religion. That would wouldn't have a problem with, and you wouldn't be arguing with me now.]
>Bring up abortion and call the atheists baby killers (regardless of their actual stance).
[If-by-whiskey, Naturalistic fallacy, Negative proof fallacy, Red Herring, Argument from repetition, Argument from ignorance, Demanding negative proof, False attribution... etc, are just a small list of logical fallacies presented by this accusation.]
[Point out specifically the "Red Herring", and "Negative proof" logical fallacies, and purely conclude. "This matter is completely irrelevant, and you are purposely deviating from the discussion at hand. On top of this what you have claimed is both slander, and in deformating to may character. Nor do you know my actual position on the pro-choice, pro-life issue. You have lost this argument because you have felt that the only way to can win, is to insult me with direct slander, and locking me into a christian stereotype of Atheist opinion.]
>Bring up a random topic in Quantum Mechanics, be as misleading as possible, and argue that it proves the existence of god (known as Quantum Wankery).
[Ask him specifically what a spin network is. This is the basis of Quantum Mechanics. If he cannot answer this question, he has no real knowledge of the subject. Point this fact out immediately, and then continue about how is specifically proves that god does not exist, backed up with very specific research.]
>The way Christians get all of their arguments from the Bible, atheists get all of their arguments from The god Delusion. So saying something along the lines of "Maybe if you formed your own opinions once in a while, instead of parroting everything Dawkins spits out of his sinful mouth, you could truly see the glory of god!" is always worth a good try.
[Who is "Dawkins"?] (Seriously, I have no idea who Dawkins is, and I have never read "The god Delusion". I, however, have heard that it is a good book.)
>Atheists do not really hate religion just christfags. Tell them you are a Buddhist,Hindu or Scientologist and agree with everything they say. Keep bringing up the fact that you are a part of whatever religion you said you were. If they start to attack your religion agree with them via this copy pasta "Yes I see how that could be, the teachings of _______ taught me to be very open minded and i think you are right but i am still a firm believer in _______". When they find a person they can't argue with they reach the next level of fucking nuts. Sit back and catch some lulz.
[No, we indeed do hate all religions that believe in a higher power. However, we do not condemn religious philosophies like Buddhism, Taoism, Maoism, and Zaoism.]
[Argue that scientology is indeed not a religion, but rather science fiction. If they agree with what you say, you are wining the argument. It is best to remain calm no matter what they post. When they counter attack your attack on their religion, claim that if they truly have an open mind, that they would take real consideration in what you have said. If they are adament in their religious stance. Say, "To you I am offering a means to find the real truth for all of us, this and nothing less.]
>Tell them to take the Atheist Challenge. As the atheist does not believe in anything science cannot prove, the atheist must talk to his girlfriend/wife and tell her that love is a very unscientific thing and is a Christian belief. He must also explain to her that love is only a physical attraction and a byproduct of biochemical reactions in his brain. Post-conversation survival is a passing grade.
[The atheist does indeed believe in more that what science can prove. Love, the ghost in the machine, the twilight zone, and other supernatural occurrences. Just because I have no religion, does not mean we can't be logically superstitious, and paranoid. Love is a beautiful chemical connection between to people, same sex or otherwise. We know it is biochemical, but we also love the feeling that those chemicals give us. Though, I have taken the Atheist challenge with each of my girlfriends at least once. All of them, have ended up cuddling and having sex with me afterwards.]
>Point out that dark matter and dark energy, by their very nature, are impossible to detect and can only be hypothesized by secondary evidence. Just like god. Science believes in something it can't prove!
[Just because we haven't proven that the Earth isn't round yet, doesn't mean its flat. This a lesson we can all receive in life, good things come in life to those who wait. Just because we can prove is exists does not mean that is does not exist. You can say the same thing about god, but until you have important empirical evidence; We will continue to make to world a better place for all of us, and continue making new discoveries about the universe.]
>Apparently, atheism has its own definition of free speech: When I attack you, it's just criticism. When you attack me, you should be BEATEN AND EXECUTED.
[Only you have said I have ever wanted to do that. Yes, I do believe in complete free speech. However, free speech had no relevance to the topic at hand.
>Copy/paste info from conservapedia's article on atheism. (Such as atheists donate less to charities than christians).
[This is because we spend the money searching for resolutions to the problems directly. Rather than donating to church run charities that do not help or aid the parties in question, and pocket 80% of their donations directly to centers of religious institution. For example: Mother Teresa's House of Pain.]
>Tell them "Jesus Loves them" and for extra lulz give them a hug and a bible and see how they react
[Say thank you, Hug them back, and except the bible as a token of gratitude.]
>Tell them they're going to hell because god hates faggots
[Refer everyone nearby to "http://godhatesfags.com" and "http://godhatesamerica.com".]
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