yes, just not the cool parts of it
where God hides all the hot white wimmin and celestial watermelonz

>>46
So basically heaven is hell if you're a nigger. Seriously, how could a nigger enjoy heaven if he's deprived of white wimmin and watermelons?

>>47
it all depends on if chickens go to heaven and if their are fountains of Purple Koolaid and frozen ice chests filled with 40 ounces of Old English.

>>45

there will be, but they'll have to go to the back of heaven.

Only the Jewish heaven. Niggers can't get into Christian heaven because the Pearly Gates are basically like a celestial barbed wire fence.

>>51


Whats jewish heaven like? I was raised jewish and there was no talk of it.

I guess they just assume we are all going to hell anyway. Might as well live it up. You know. Fuck skinny, make fat.

>>50
<3 u for that post
but can you imagine the size of ghetto booty in nigger heaven? 200 inch rims and GIGANTIC asses
those niggers party hard
>>83
Jewish Heaven, lol, no, it's just a room where everyone has a dollar bill and they try to scam it from each other
they get to do what they love, but no one ever really gets anywhere

Kill a jew, go to heaven.

http://www.pmw.org.il/KAJ_eng.htm I'm so in.


Found my religion you guys.